5 Signs of a good conversation:
1) Started with a mention of fishing.
2) Includes mention of the Dahli Llama- spelled wrong, of course.
3) Has at least one comment about how India is overrun with cows
4) A cooking show is the main backdrop for the storyline.
5) Ends with strawberry icecream "that even Ben and Jerry would bow down to"

Okay, so now that I have proven I can have logical, even rational conversations with people about becoming pirates in red trucks, and the aforementioned 5 topics, (Add in pineapple milk to the above convo.) I think it may be time for bed. Absolutely.