I hate this new Blogger, just for the record. HATE IT.

Now, for something a bit funnier. Take offense, please.

"Emo pizza cuts itself." - Sage Francis

This is an amazing song. There are so many little pieces of it that I love, and I'm in love with the whole song.

Oh, Marion by Paul Simon


The boy's got brains
He just don't use 'em that's all
The boy's got brains
He just refuse to use 'em and that's all
He said "The more I got to thinkin
The less I tend to laugh"
The boy's got brains
He just abstains

The boy's got a heart
But it beats on the opposite side
It's a strange phenomenon
The laws of nature defied
He said "Its a chance I had to take
So I shifted my heart for its safety sake"
The boy's got a heart but it beats on
His opposite side

Oh, Marion,
I think I'm in trouble here
I should have believed you
When I heard you saying it
The only time
That love is an easy game
Is when two other people
Are playing it

The boy's got a voice
But the voice is his natural disguise
Yes the boy's got a voice
But his words don't connect to his eyes
He says "Oh, but when I sing
I can hear the truth auditioning".
The boy's got a voice
But the voice is natural

Yeah, I also love a bit of risk. I don't know what it is, but risk turns me on, hardcore.

haha Yeah... Who lives up to the stereotypical image of girls? Me. I heart open windows, best friends in the room next door or on the couch next to me, andddd.... sneaky stuff. It makes me feel all tough and sneaky, I think. Like I'm getting away with something.

I'm going through withdrawals. This is such heavy shit, I really don't like boys right now. Especially beautiful ones who are just.. ridiculously silly. And by heavy shit, I mean I'm being a dipshit; I recognize it, understand it, and still feel it. *shrugs* Whatcha gonna do? I know. Write in your blog, tell your best friend, and... get the fuck over it.

Why is is that I persist in falling for boys who are unavailable, yet so beautiful that every time I see them or a picture of them, I cringe with knowing just how shallow I am?

PS. I give up on trying to be cool. I'm not, I know. Whatever. Quit rubbing it in my FACE, will ya?!