Wednesday, September 08, 2004

I live in a sauna. The Fayerweather Sauna, to be precise. I'm going to start advertising for my new weightloss program. If you want to lose 15 lbs in 15 days, come to URI! Complete program including hill workouts, exercises in stress and time management, anorexia diets from shitty food, and water loss when you're sleeping .. through the use of 100 degree, 100% humidity all night long!!! Guaranteed to lose at least 15 lbs. in the first month.

Cripes... I feel like someone is sucking my guts out constantly... Maybe I am becoming anorexic. I can't wait to go home and load up on carbs,then puke my guts out becuase I've been eating like a Kenyan all week long.

Heh.. .Bitch bitch bitch, that's all i ever do, right? Well, here's the respite. I am having fun. I had shit to do today, so i had a ton of fun. Hung out with my roommate's stoner friends, then went over to Corey's and Devon's, then ate withthem at Rojo's, then hung out with them. Geez.. Maybe I don't have a life. But, I do have heather's room and crap. fun fun fun!!!