People still think I'm simple. After 3 years of college, with only 1 semester not on Dean's List, and enjoying friendships with people more intellectually stimulating than any astute revelation into the inner workings of quantum physics (interesting as that may also be, once dumbed down for my piteously low level of understanding), you would think I would have learned how to put forth the image of intelligence. Alas, it appears I am mistaken.

*Smiles* Well, maybe this isn't such a bad thing. If you're not perceptive enough to see it, then why should I waste my time trying to show you? Gee... Now if that doesn't sound like a Matt statement, I'm not sure what does.