if i were a month i would be: September.
if i were a day of the week i would be: Wednesday.
if i were a time of day i would be: 12:34 AM, maybe 11:11 PM.
if i were a planet i would be: the SUN.
if i were a sea animal i would be: Mahi-Mahi fish, maybe sea gull.
if i were a direction i would be: Straight ahead.
if i were a piece of furniture i would be: a footrest.
if i were a sin i would be: Lust.
if i were a historical figure i would be: Da Vinci.
if i were a liquid i would be: Iridescent paint.
if i were a tree i would be: Weeping cherry.
if i were a flower/plant i would be: Lady Slippers.
if i were a kind of weather i would be: Sunny, around 75, slight breeze, no humidity.
if i were an instrument i would be: A harp.
if i were an animal i would be: Great White Shark- did you know they're one of the smartest fish out there?
if i were a color i would be: Silver iridescence or however you spell it.
if i were a vegetable i would be: Snow Peas.
if i were a sound i would be: A snort- so people would laugh.
if i were an element i would be: Silver, of course... Ag (get it? No? hah..).
if i were a car i would be: 1973 Corvette Stingray
if i were a movie i would be directed by: Not Ripley Scott, maybe George Lucas or Spielsberg.
if i were a book i would be written by: Machiavelli.
if i were a food i would be: Chinese Chop Suey, Shepherd's Pie.
if i were a place i would be: The middle of the Congo- undiscovered.
if i were a material i would be: Silk.
if i were a taste i would be: Clover.
if i were a scent i would be: Whatever a boy's hoody smells like. Heaven?
if i were a word i would be: Peduncle.
if i were an object i would be: Audio Research full-size speaker. Completely blasting.
if i were a body part i would be: Middle finger.